rainbowrowell:

skulls-and-tea:

I will never not reblog John Watson’s rage-sniff. 

Your nose, sir.

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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daffodilwords:

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

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theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

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oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school

oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school

(via imlikethesea)


prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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bestgesture:

The UK has had a Chief Mouser to the Cabinet since 1515, 206 years before the position of Prime Minister was created.

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z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

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